My name is Geoff, I'm 34, and I'm probably the strangest dichotomy you'll ever meet...er...read, whatever. I originally hail from Southern California, moved to Oregon, did a university stint in Nevada, then wound up back in Oregon. The Pacific Northwest is probably where I'll end up buried. On the side, I blog about the magnificently mundane, make up excuses for not starting the Great American Novel, and dabble with poetry about kiwis. What? Kiwis are awesome!

I enjoy great beer, even better tea, and have a love/hate relationship with fast food.